Waiter, waiter! Have you got frogs legs? No, sir, I always walk like this.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch.
There are thousands more funnies in this gigantic collection of howlers. Read on if you want to know what to call a musical insect (a humbug), why a classroom is like an old car (because it's full of nuts and has a crank at the front), or which day a monster is likely to eat people (chewsday), plus many more cracking gags.
You'll be laughing for weeks!