Contents : Acknowledgements Introduction Map Highness Has No Power A Beastly People He Simple Fell in Love with Her As plentiful as Blackberries Who is Baby jesus A fine collection of women Learning to Sign Cheques Romance Couds your judgement Giddy Ababndon Laughing Maximum Sardine Sandwiches and Pink Gin Weddings Spell Hope Not a sob story Everything which moved or flew A doubtful inheritance Bubbling with Sensuality A seat of Gold